What do pigs have to do with piggyback rides? We get a lesson from a listener in the fine art of speaking gibberish . What's the correct way to pronounce pecan , puh-KAHN, PEE-can, or something else? The French have the Academie Française, but what authority do we have for the English language? Also, what you should do when someone yells, "Hold 'er Newt! She's headed for the barn!" See the full show notes at A Way with Words .